May 2013
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teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
rodneykong:
how do you talk to people without saying weird shit
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vanderlylegeek:
If I tell you I ache you would brush my words aside ache is a word of the poets exaggeration of the greatest kind But my aching I take it with me I wrap it around my hand and ask its murmurs to sing me to sleep This aching will not leave with you on my mind and all that we could’ve been falling to the side
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
“The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...”
– Tom Waits (via permit-yourself)
